Car Humor
Posted by admin at 17 August, at 14 : 31 PM Print
An GT6 pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light.
“Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the man in the Rolls.
“Of course I do,” was the haughty reply.
“Do you have a fax machine?”
The Rolls driver sighed. “I have that too.”
“Do you have a double bed in the back?” the GT6 driver wanted to know. Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off.
That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his car.
A week later, the Rolls driver passed the same GT6, parked on the side of the road with its back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulled over, got out of the Rolls and banged on the GT6′s rear window. “I want you to know that I’ve had a double bed installed,” bragged the Rolls driver.
The GT6 driver rolled his window down and frowned at the Rolls driver. “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?”
The Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!”
“Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”
